i’m trying to take a nap but i can’t stop thinking about how eyebrows know when to stop growing
the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID
Wash, tell me I’m pretty.
Because I’m pretty?
(This is the best things that has ever happened to me on tumblr bar none)
two bloggers in same room:you should reblog that so i can reblog it
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
"it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful"
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
"I miss you”
Is the nicest text you can receive
"i bought a monster truck"
"I have too much money you can have it"
"I got you pizza"
"tom hiddleston is driving to your house right now"
"tom hiddleston had too much money and so he’s driving to your house in a monster truck with a pizza that he got for you"
"…because he missed you."