Just by the info graphic, its pretty compelling.
if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows
"You Know I’m No Good" By Amy Winehouse
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.